[ emony is walking down one of the corridors, a tribble in her arms. she found the little guy sitting by an open door and despite herself, picked it up to save it from getting trampled ]

It's too bad you're just a little ball of breeding. Otherwise, you'd make a decent pet.

*She comes storming in out of god only knows where, apparently mid-rant.*

Damn it, Jane, I'm a doctor, not a ( Read more... )

McCoy to Enterprise; do you read me?

[See a McCoy standing around and brushing down his uniform and while grumbling to himself:]

... Goddamn it. When I enlisted with Starfleet, I did not sign up to have my atoms scattered around space and then reassembled in the wrong damn place. What the hell are they playing at.

[The Doctor seems to have found Sickbay. In fact, how come none of you did? It has a large sign over the door, and was listed on Starbase Infinity's MSD! But enough of that. He seems to be humming happily, organizing hyposprays and medical implements]

You are my sunshine,
My only sunshine,
Hmm hmm hmm hmmm!
Hmm hmm hmm hmmm~

[Looks up from a PADD, then around in mild confusion. This happens semi-regularly; aside from being inconvenienced, she's fine with it.]

Funny, this isn't how my sickbay looked a moment ago.

I don't suppose someone could tell me what's going on here?